{"id":967,"date":"2023-02-12T12:02:48","date_gmt":"2023-02-12T17:02:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/stephanie\/?p=967"},"modified":"2023-12-06T19:20:35","modified_gmt":"2023-12-07T00:20:35","slug":"un-valentin-pour-poutine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/stephanie\/2023\/02\/12\/un-valentin-pour-poutine\/","title":{"rendered":"Un Valentin pour Poutine"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"967\" class=\"elementor elementor-967\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-5286455 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"5286455\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-c8b4bf3\" data-id=\"c8b4bf3\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6827ca9 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"6827ca9\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><em>Cher M. le pr\u00e9sident, ou Vladimir (je peux vous appeler Vladimir?),<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Voulez-vous \u00eatre mon valentin?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Je pensais que si vous pouviez arr\u00eater la guerre, vous auriez peut-\u00eatre le temps de venir chez nous, manger une bonne soupe aux l\u00e9gumes, avec du pain au fromage frais du four.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Nous pourrions prendre un petit verre de vin (ou de la vodka si vous pr\u00e9f\u00e9rez, j\u2019aurais juste \u00e0 faire des emplettes), et vous pourriez me raconter tous vos soucis. Je vous \u00e9couterai \u00e0 c\u0153ur ouvert.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Apr\u00e8s, il y aura du g\u00e2teau, au chocolat pour bien souligner la Saint-Valentin, et il y aura une chandelle dessus. Nous pourrions faire un souhait ensemble pour une paix durable, pour la reconnaissance de la valeur de la vie, pour l\u2019avenir, avant de souffler la chandelle.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00c7a vous dirait? R\u00e9pondez-moi par message priv\u00e9 SVP.<\/em><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-53e500e elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"53e500e\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-399515d\" data-id=\"399515d\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3f7f053 elementor-widget-divider--view-line elementor-widget elementor-widget-divider\" data-id=\"3f7f053\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"divider.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-divider\">\n\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-divider-separator\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-fda6a18 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"fda6a18\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-9e58c80\" data-id=\"9e58c80\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ccd21a1 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"ccd21a1\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Pour bien souligner la f\u00eate de l\u2019Amour, cette ann\u00e9e, j\u2019ai pens\u00e9 essayer d\u2019aimer les personnes que j\u2019aime le moins. Certes, il y a bon nombre de candidats sur la liste, mais en ce moment M. Poutine a la palme. Aimer les gens aimables c\u2019est bien ais\u00e9, mais aimer les gens qui, disons, font preuve d&rsquo;un comportement peu sociable\u2026 eh bien, \u00e7a demande tout un effort. L\u2019humour aide \u00e0 faire passer la pilule, mais sachez que le sentiment au fond est tout aussi sinc\u00e8re que na\u00eff.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>R\u00e9pandre l\u2019amour en terrain difficile<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":968,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_crdt_document":"","disable_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"taxon-du-petit-parc":[20],"class_list":["post-967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-reflexions","taxon-du-petit-parc-tribune"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/stephanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/967","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/stephanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/stephanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/stephanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/stephanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=967"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/stephanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/967\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":975,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/stephanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/967\/revisions\/975"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/stephanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/968"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/stephanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=967"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/stephanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=967"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/stephanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=967"},{"taxonomy":"taxon-du-petit-parc","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/stephanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/taxon-du-petit-parc?post=967"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}