{"id":1414,"date":"2022-11-24T14:17:08","date_gmt":"2022-11-24T14:17:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/jean-pierre-2\/?p=1414"},"modified":"2023-10-24T14:35:35","modified_gmt":"2023-10-24T14:35:35","slug":"un-bon-truc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/jean-pierre-2\/un-bon-truc\/","title":{"rendered":"Un bon truc"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"1414\" class=\"elementor elementor-1414\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-18e142a elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"18e142a\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-9edb3ea\" data-id=\"9edb3ea\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-044d5dd elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"044d5dd\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tPour toutes les personnes qui souffrent d\u2019innum\u00e9risme ou pire, d\u2019arithmophobie, mes sympathies, mais ce n\u2019est pas mon cas. Si je souffrais de katag\u00e9lophobie* par contre, ce billet s\u2019arr\u00eaterait maintenant. Mais ce n\u2019est pas le cas non plus. Alors j\u2019ai un truc. Suivez-moi.\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5799a8e elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"5799a8e\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tLe chiffre n\u2019est qu\u2019un signe et quand on braque la lumi\u00e8re dessus, il projette une ombre : son ombre est un nombre. Et qui dit nombre dit unit\u00e9s de quelque chose. Vous me suivez toujours?\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-260b92b elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"260b92b\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tLes comptables ont tout compris. Pour mesurer la sant\u00e9 d\u2019une entreprise, ils ont retenu le dollar comme unit\u00e9. Pour une p\u00e9riode donn\u00e9e, ils comptent les dollars en plus et les dollars en moins. La diff\u00e9rence entre les deux constitue le r\u00e9sultat de l\u2019exploitation, autrement dit le r\u00e9sultat des efforts que l\u2019entreprise a d\u00e9ploy\u00e9s pour am\u00e9liorer sa sant\u00e9. Pour savoir quel est l\u2019\u00e9tat de sant\u00e9 financi\u00e8re de l\u2019entreprise \u00e0 un moment pr\u00e9cis, c\u2019est-\u00e0-dire pour dresser un bilan, ils comparent les dollars accumul\u00e9s aux dollars dus en y ajoutant le r\u00e9sultat des efforts, qu\u2019il soit positif ou n\u00e9gatif.\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-dfa7ebf elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"dfa7ebf\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tSoyons cr\u00e9atifs un peu. Imaginons vouloir mesurer notre bonheur au lieu de notre sant\u00e9 financi\u00e8re. Il nous faudrait convenir d\u2019une unit\u00e9 de joie, disons le plaisir \u00e9quivalent \u00e0 un morceau de g\u00e2teau au chocolat (MGC**). Pour une p\u00e9riode donn\u00e9e nous allons mesurer la diff\u00e9rence entre les joies en plus et les joies en moins, ou les peines. Le r\u00e9sultat sera l\u2019effort qu\u2019on aura mis \u00e0 am\u00e9liorer, ou pas, notre bonheur.\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1ea8ad7 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"1ea8ad7\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tPour mesurer notre \u00e9tat de bonheur \u00e0 un moment donn\u00e9, on comparera nos r\u00e9serves de joie (bons souvenirs) \u00e0 notre lot de peines (mauvais souvenirs) en y ajoutant la somme cumulative de nos efforts pour am\u00e9liorer notre bonheur. Le bilan sera le bonheur qui rayonne, ou pas, de nous.\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e28ca83 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"e28ca83\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tOn pourrait faire le m\u00eame exercice avec l\u2019amour \u00e0 partir d\u2019une unit\u00e9 de base, un sourire peut-\u00eatre. Comparer les sourires qu\u2019on a offerts \u00e0 ceux qu\u2019on a manqu\u00e9 d\u2019offrir, la diff\u00e9rence \u00e9tant le succ\u00e8s qu\u2019on a eu \u00e0 r\u00e9pandre l\u2019amour autour de nous.\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ff3425c elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"ff3425c\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tEn conclusion, si vous \u00eates confront\u00e9s \u00e0 l\u2019angoisse d\u2019un devoir de math\u00e9matiques ou d\u2019un exercice de planification financi\u00e8re, pensez \u00e0 l\u2019unit\u00e9 qui se cache derri\u00e8re les chiffres, mangez un morceau de g\u00e2teau au chocolat et faites un sourire \u00e0 votre voisin.\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-488d3952 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"488d3952\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-1377e6cf\" data-id=\"1377e6cf\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-23156569 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"23156569\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t* Du grec ancien \u03ba\u03b1\u03c4\u03b1\u03b3\u03ad\u03bb\u03b1\u03c3\u03c4\u03bf\u03c2, \u00ab ridicule \u00bb, et du suffixe -phobie. Wiktionnaire\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-47db702e elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"47db702e\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>** Si 8 MGC = 1 GC, 6 MTP = 1 TP et 2 TP = 1GC, combien de MGC vaut 1 MTP?<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1fed5658 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"1fed5658\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tJe n\u2019ai pas cuisin\u00e9 le g\u00e2teau mais j\u2019ai cuisin\u00e9 l\u2019image d\u2019agence.\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ba1ad2f elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"ba1ad2f\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><em>Clause de non-responsabilit\u00e9<\/em> : Nous ne sommes pas responsables des probl\u00e8mes d\u2019ob\u00e9sit\u00e9 qui pourraient s\u2019ensuivre.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pour toutes les personnes qui souffrent d\u2019innum\u00e9risme ou pire, d\u2019arithmophobie\u2026 j\u2019ai un truc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":1461,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_crdt_document":"","disable_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[112],"tags":[74,73,56],"taxon-du-petit-parc":[45],"class_list":["post-1414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-compositions","tag-chocolat","tag-gateau","tag-humour","taxon-du-petit-parc-humour"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/jean-pierre-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/jean-pierre-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/jean-pierre-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/jean-pierre-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/jean-pierre-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1414"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/jean-pierre-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1428,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/jean-pierre-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414\/revisions\/1428"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/jean-pierre-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1461"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/jean-pierre-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/jean-pierre-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/jean-pierre-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1414"},{"taxonomy":"taxon-du-petit-parc","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/jean-pierre-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/taxon-du-petit-parc?post=1414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}