{"id":1259,"date":"2022-10-05T13:14:28","date_gmt":"2022-10-05T13:14:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/jean-pierre-2\/?p=1259"},"modified":"2023-10-24T14:36:06","modified_gmt":"2023-10-24T14:36:06","slug":"pinottes-et-dessus-de-tete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/jean-pierre-2\/pinottes-et-dessus-de-tete\/","title":{"rendered":"Pinottes et dessus-de-t\u00eate"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"1259\" class=\"elementor elementor-1259\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-0213697 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"0213697\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-058bae6\" data-id=\"058bae6\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8341684 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"8341684\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tUn de mes petits rituels quotidiens est de sortir de la maison avant d\u2019aller me coucher et de regarder les \u00e9toiles en mangeant une poign\u00e9e de pinottes. Les pinottes me gardent les pieds sur terre pendant que je consid\u00e8re le vide \u00e9peurant au-dessus de ma t\u00eate.\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7151a25 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"7151a25\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Pas tout \u00e0 fait le vide. Il y aurait cent milliards de \u00absoleils\u00bb dans notre galaxie plut\u00f4t typique et deux mille milliards de galaxies dans l\u2019univers. Brian Jackson, un astronome am\u00e9ricain, le disait autrement: il y a 10 fois plus d\u2019\u00e9toiles dans l\u2019univers qu\u2019il y a de verres d\u2019eau dans tous les oc\u00e9ans de la Terre. Donc, pas tout \u00e0 fait le vide.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1f5ca3d elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"1f5ca3d\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tSi je pouvais m\u2019\u00e9lever tout droit dans les airs, dans l\u2019espace, sur quoi est-ce que je me frapperais la t\u00eate \u00e9ventuellement? Une com\u00e8te? Une n\u00e9buleuse? Un trou noir (a\u00efe!)? Je pr\u00e9f\u00e8re imaginer que je toucherais une plan\u00e8te, verte et bleue, et qu\u2019elle serait mon paradis.\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ca58ccf elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"ca58ccf\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMais puisque la terre est ronde, si je me d\u00e9pla\u00e7ais d\u2019un pas et que je m\u2019\u00e9levais tout droit, mon petit paradis serait peut-\u00eatre \u00e0 des ann\u00e9es-lumi\u00e8re de moi. Le dessus de ma t\u00eate serait compl\u00e8tement diff\u00e9rent.\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-73f3e1b elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"73f3e1b\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tCe qui me porte \u00e0 conclure, philosophiquement, que chaque \u00eatre humain, \u00e0 tout moment et en tout lieu, a un dessus-de-t\u00eate qui lui est propre.\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-a24bea6 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"a24bea6\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tBonne nuit, et que votre dessus-de-t\u00eate veille sur vous.\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-23f21471 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"23f21471\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-49b4a4a\" data-id=\"49b4a4a\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2a2e2a21 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"2a2e2a21\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>La Trompe d&rsquo;\u00e9l\u00e9phant<\/p><p>Une n\u00e9buleuse est une concentration de gaz, de plasma ou de poussi\u00e8res interstellaires. Celle de la Trompe d\u2019\u00e9l\u00e9phant serait aussi une p\u00e9pini\u00e8re d\u2019\u00e9toiles. Dans \u00abl\u2019\u0153il de l\u2019\u00e9l\u00e9phant\u00bb, il y aurait deux jeunes \u00e9toiles d\u2019\u00e0 peine quelques millions d\u2019ann\u00e9es. Les vents solaires \u00e9mis par ces \u00e9toiles auraient creus\u00e9 ce qui ressemble \u00e0 une orbite oculaire.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7d51093 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"7d51093\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Photo: David Dayag, <a href=\"https:\/\/commons.wikimedia.org\/wiki\/File:Elephant%27s_Trunk_nebula_by_Deddy_Dayag.jpg\">Wikimedia<\/a><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Si je pouvais m\u2019\u00e9lever tout droit dans les airs, dans l\u2019espace, sur quoi est-ce que je me frapperais la t\u00eate \u00e9ventuellement? Une com\u00e8te? Une n\u00e9buleuse? 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