{"id":471,"date":"2022-04-01T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2022-04-01T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/?p=471"},"modified":"2023-10-28T08:57:00","modified_gmt":"2023-10-28T12:57:00","slug":"aphorisme-a-la-douzaine-01","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/2022\/04\/01\/aphorisme-a-la-douzaine-01\/","title":{"rendered":"Aphorisme \u00e0 la douzaine (01)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n\n\n<div style=\"height:24px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>P<\/strong>erdre nos d\u00e9fauts ne nous ajoute aucune qualit\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity is-style-dots\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u00c0<\/strong> quoi bon demeurer chr\u00e9tien si les dieux sont pa\u00efens ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity is-style-dots\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>L<\/strong>es lampadaires pensifs qui \u00e9clairent leur pied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity is-style-dots\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>A<\/strong>ppeler un service public ou priv\u00e9 et faire le m\u00e9nage au son de la douce musique pour appels en attente.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity is-style-dots\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>R<\/strong>\u00e9solution du jour : ranger par ordre alphab\u00e9tique ma collection de BD et de CD.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity is-style-dots\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>D<\/strong>eux photos :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Une vieille o\u00f9 tu es jeune.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Une r\u00e9cente o\u00f9 tu es vieux.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity is-style-dots\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>U<\/strong>n scaphandrier arpente le fond de la mer. Un message lui parvient dans ses \u00e9couteurs :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00ab Vite ! remonte, le bateau coule ! \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity is-style-dots\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>T<\/strong>out n&rsquo;est peut-\u00eatre qu&rsquo;illusion, mais une illusion partag\u00e9e avec les autres et dont personne ne peut sortir ou se lib\u00e9rer, \u00e7a ressemble dr\u00f4lement \u00e0 la d\u00e9finition de la r\u00e9alit\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity is-style-dots\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>B<\/strong>izarre, les autres pensent de moi exactement ce que je pense d\u2019eux.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bien s\u00fbr, ils se trompent \u00e0 mon sujet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity is-style-dots\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>N<\/strong>ous sommes des \u00eatres lubiques (attention ! lisez bien).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nous vivons de nos lubies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity is-style-dots\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>M<\/strong>oi, avoir des enfants ? Non, je trouve \u00e7a trop incesteux.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity is-style-dots\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>J<\/strong>e dis toujours du bien des autres. C&rsquo;est plus court et \u00e7a me laisse plus de temps pour parler de moi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity is-style-dots\" \/>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:24px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Ces aphorismes ont paru \u00e0 diverses dates dans le blogue <a href=\"https:\/\/balourdix.blogspot.com\/\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/balourdix.blogspot.com\/\">Balour Dix<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"207\" height=\"53\" data-src=\"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2021\/12\/copyrightdepot-seal-image-white2.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-126 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 207px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 207\/53;\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00a9 CopyrightDepot.com no 00072068<br>Henri Lessard \u00a9 CopyrightDepot.com no 00072068 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Henri Lessard est, sauf indication contraire, l&rsquo;auteur des textes et images contenus dans ce blogue.<\/p>\n\n\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aphorismes \u00e0 la douzaine<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":314,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_crdt_document":"","disable_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[57],"tags":[116],"taxon-du-petit-parc":[255],"class_list":{"0":"post-471","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aphorismes","8":"tag-aphorismes-divers","9":"taxon-du-petit-parc-au-jour-le-jour","10":"anons"},"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=471"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":616,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471\/revisions\/616"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/314"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=471"},{"taxonomy":"taxon-du-petit-parc","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/taxon-du-petit-parc?post=471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}