{"id":1790,"date":"2023-12-09T19:05:22","date_gmt":"2023-12-10T00:05:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/?p=1790"},"modified":"2023-12-09T20:32:19","modified_gmt":"2023-12-10T01:32:19","slug":"qui-etes-vous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/2023\/12\/09\/qui-etes-vous\/","title":{"rendered":"Qui \u00eates-vous ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Qui \u00eates-vous&nbsp;? Nous vous posons la question&nbsp;; vous vous la posez \u00e9galement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Comment satisfaire cette l\u00e9gitime qu\u00eate identitaire&nbsp;? Voici l\u2019outil id\u00e9al&nbsp;: un test qui permettra de dresser le v\u00e9ritable portrait de votre personnalit\u00e9. (Ou, \u00e0 la limite, une caricature convaincante.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lisez chacune des questions et encerclez la lettre qui correspond \u00e0 la r\u00e9ponse qui vous semble la meilleure ou qui se rapproche le plus, selon vous, d\u2019une r\u00e9ponse valable. (Ou inscrivez-les sur une feuille de papier si vous affichez le test \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9cran.) Il est important de r\u00e9pondre \u00e0 toutes les questions et de n\u2019encercler qu\u2019une seule r\u00e9ponse par question.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00c0 la fin du test, on vous indiquera comment interpr\u00e9ter vos r\u00e9ponses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2022\/05\/DSCF9237aa.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-708\" style=\"width:151px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2022\/05\/DSCF9237aa.jpg 480w, https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2022\/05\/DSCF9237aa-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2022\/05\/DSCF9237aa-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Test<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">1&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Vous \u00eates&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Le ma\u00eetre de l\u2019Univers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Ravie de vous voir si belle en ce miroir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; En train de vous demander pourquoi vos voisins copient sur vous.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">2&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Votre quotient sexuel est&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Platement conjugal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Conjugu\u00e9 au futur simple.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u00c9moustill\u00e9 par ce questionnaire qui vous met \u00e0 nu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">3&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Les voyages&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Forment la jeunesse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Occupent les retrait\u00e9s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Sont organis\u00e9s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">4&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Vous\u2026&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &#8230; arrivez toujours \u00e0 l\u2019heure pr\u00e9vue.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &#8230;. vous appliquez \u00e0 r\u00e9pondre le plus s\u00e9rieusement possible \u00e0 ce test.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &#8230; coloriez toujours en d\u00e9bordant des contours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">5&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Le travail, c\u2019est&#8230;&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &#8230; la sant\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &#8230; lassant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &#8230; lacrymog\u00e8ne.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">6&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Cette image repr\u00e9sente&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <strong>O<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; La lumi\u00e8re au bout du tunnel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Un \u0153il noir qui vous regarde.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Le ying et le yang \u00e0 40\u00b0 sous z\u00e9ro.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">7&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Vous m\u00e2chouillez le bout de votre stylo en r\u00e9pondant \u00e0 ce test&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Vous ressentez un manque de m\u00e9lamine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; C\u2019est une source valable de m\u00e9taux lourds.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Vous \u00eates trop timide pour demander une autre bi\u00e8re.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">8&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; En litt\u00e9rature, vous pr\u00e9f\u00e9rez&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; La litote.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; L\u2019hyperbole.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Les illustrations.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">9&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Les enfants, selon vous&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Ils sont l\u2019avenir de l\u2019humanit\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Encore heureux qu\u2019ils ne se reproduisent pas&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Vous ne vous int\u00e9ressez qu\u2019\u00e0 la qu\u00eate de votre enfant int\u00e9rieur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">10&nbsp; La d\u00e9prime&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; C\u2019est physique.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; C\u2019est dans la t\u00eate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; C\u2019est selon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">11&nbsp; Vos parents \u00e9taient&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Compr\u00e9hensifs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Adoptifs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u00c9ruptifs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">12&nbsp; Laquelle de ces affirmations est fausse&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u2014 Oui&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; La suivante.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Les trois.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">13&nbsp; Il ne faut pas juger un livre&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Par sa couverture.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Par les critiques.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Par ses lecteurs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">14&nbsp; Votre cri de pr\u00e9dilection est&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u2014 Assez&nbsp;!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u2014 Pourquoi moi&nbsp;!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u2014 Encore&nbsp;!!! Encore&nbsp;!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">15&nbsp; Devant l\u2019adversit\u00e9&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Vous retroussez vos manches&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u2026 et vous prenez votre courage \u00e0 deux mains.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u2014 Et ensuite&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">16&nbsp; On peut \u00eatre riche et c\u00e9l\u00e8bre de son vivant, mais seulement c\u00e9l\u00e8bre apr\u00e8s sa mort&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u2014 Quelle pens\u00e9e profonde&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Vous levez les yeux au ciel devant une phrase si creuse&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; (suite)\u2026 et vous reprenez votre lecture sur cette ligne.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">17&nbsp; L\u2019\u00e9ducation est&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Un art.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Une science.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u2014 Si c\u2019est une science, j\u2019ai sans doute servi de cobaye&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">18&nbsp; En g\u00e9n\u00e9ral, vous accordez de l\u2019importance&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Aux d\u00e9tails.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u00c0 l\u2019ensemble.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u00c0 <em>la<\/em> chose.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">19&nbsp; En g\u00e9n\u00e9ral, quel genre de solution adoptez-vous&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Temporaire, avec bail renouvelable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u00c9changeable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Les probl\u00e8mes sont solubles par eux-m\u00eames (dans l\u2019alcool).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">20&nbsp; Ce qui vous fait distinguer le r\u00eave de la r\u00e9alit\u00e9&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Votre pouvoir d\u2019achat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Votre pouvoir de s\u00e9duction.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; B, qui d\u00e9pend de A.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">21&nbsp; Quand on parle de couper la poire en deux&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Vous vous sentez menac\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Vous reluquez votre voisine de table.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Vous proposez un jus de fruits.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">22&nbsp; Si A = B, Barbara =<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Aaraara.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Bbrbbrb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 3,1416.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">23&nbsp; Vos go\u00fbts vous inclinent vers&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Le sado-masochisme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Le sado-sadisme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Le maso-masochisme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">24&nbsp; Plus un crayon s\u2019use, plus sa pointe se rapproche de la gomme \u00e0 effacer&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Soudainement, vous vous sentez fatigu\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Les grandes douleurs sont muettes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Vous venez d\u2019atteindre un niveau de vuln\u00e9rabilit\u00e9 propice aux grandes introspections.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">25&nbsp; Consid\u00e9rez le nombre suivant&nbsp;: 234. Comment \u00eates-vous arriv\u00e9 \u00e0 ce r\u00e9sultat&nbsp;?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Par soustraction.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Par addition.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Par distraction.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">26&nbsp; On dit souvent que vous avez une case vide. Noircissez-la&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; []<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; []<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; []<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">27&nbsp; Vous avez noirci la case avec une encre ou une mine de quelle couleur&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u2014 Noire, voyons.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u2014 Bleue, pourquoi&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u2014 Moi&nbsp;? J\u2019ai poin\u00e7onn\u00e9 la feuille.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">28&nbsp; Un parano&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; C\u2019est quelqu\u2019un qui ne fait pas partie du complot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u2014 Quel complot&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u2014 J\u2019insiste, quel complot&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">29&nbsp; Votre conception de l\u2019amour&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u00ab&nbsp;L\u2019amour, ce n\u2019est pas se regarder les yeux dans les yeux, c\u2019est regarder ensemble dans la m\u00eame direction.&nbsp;\u00bb (A. de Saint-Exup\u00e9ry)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u00ab&nbsp;L\u2019amour&#8230;, c\u2019est une possession instantan\u00e9e, mais pleine, mais surabondante, de tout ce qui nous d\u00e9passe. C\u2019est notre minute d\u2019\u00e9ternit\u00e9.&nbsp;\u00bb (P. Bourget)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u00ab&nbsp;Fais-moi mal Johnny&nbsp;! Johnny&nbsp;!&nbsp;\u00bb (B. Vian)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">30&nbsp; Avant de prendre une d\u00e9cision difficile&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Vous r\u00e9fl\u00e9chissez.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Vous vous renseignez.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Vous faites A et B, pour commettre, comme les experts, une erreur bien document\u00e9e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">31&nbsp; Vous avez l\u2019\u00e2ge&#8230;&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &#8230; de raison.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &#8230; de vous faire une raison.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u2014 Un \u00e2ge raisonnable, et il serait plus que raisonnable de votre part de vous en tenir \u00e0 cette r\u00e9ponse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">32&nbsp; Vous \u00eates&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Un bourreau de travail.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Un accident\u00e9 du travail.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Un travailleur accidentel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">33&nbsp; La pr\u00e9sente question vous prend au d\u00e9pourvu&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Qu\u2019importe, j\u2019ai deux autres choix de r\u00e9ponses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Qu\u2019importe, j\u2019ai deux autres choix de r\u00e9ponses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Qu\u2019importe, j\u2019ai deux autres choix de r\u00e9ponses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">34&nbsp; Avez-vous r\u00e9ussi \u00e0 r\u00e9pondre \u00e0 la question pr\u00e9c\u00e9dente&nbsp;?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Vous h\u00e9sitez encore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Vous ne retournez jamais en arri\u00e8re.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Vous n\u2019\u00eates pas encore arriv\u00e9 l\u00e0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">35&nbsp; La cause premi\u00e8re des erreurs d\u2019inattention est&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">36&nbsp; Qui est arriv\u00e9 en premier, l\u2019\u0153uf ou la poule&nbsp;?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u2014 C\u2019est faire peu de cas du coq.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u2014 C\u2019est comme si on demandait qui est arriv\u00e9 en premier, \u00c8ve ou l\u2019ovule&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u2014 L\u2019enveloppe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">37&nbsp; \u00cates-vous influen\u00e7able&nbsp;?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Non, pas du tout.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u2014 Dites-moi ce que je dois en penser.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; R\u00e9pondez A.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">38&nbsp; Dans votre vie quotidienne, vous pr\u00e9f\u00e9rez&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Le travail.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Les loisirs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Les desserts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">D&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; L\u2019impr\u00e9vu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">39&nbsp; Lorsque l\u2019on vous dit d\u2019aller voir ailleurs si vous y \u00eates&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Vous vous textez pour prendre rendez-vous.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Vous vous faites attendre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Vous n\u2019y \u00eates plus qu\u2019un souvenir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Pour aller plus vite, r\u00e9pondez d\u00e9sormais en restreignant votre choix \u00e0 deux des trois r\u00e9ponses offertes.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">40&nbsp; Vous pr\u00e9f\u00e9rez&nbsp;:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u00catre tutoy\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u00catre vousoy\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u00catre rudoy\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">41&nbsp; La fin du monde&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; S\u2019\u00e9ternise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Sera annul\u00e9e pour cause de contraintes budg\u00e9taires. En lieu et place sera diffus\u00e9e la reprise du dernier Bye-Bye.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Arrivera alors que vous viendrez tout juste de terminer le m\u00e9nage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">42&nbsp; Dans la fable <em>Le Renard et le Corbeau<\/em>, pourquoi le Corbeau l\u00e2che son fromage&nbsp;?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; C\u2019\u00e9tait un fromage contamin\u00e9 \u00e0 l\u2019hyst\u00e9rio-quelque chose.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; C\u2019\u00e9tait un fromage qui pue.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; C\u2019\u00e9tait l\u2019instant de son cri primal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">43&nbsp; Vos principales qualit\u00e9s sont&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u2014 Oui, tout \u00e7a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; ) &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u2014 Et plus encore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; ) &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Aucune de ces r\u00e9ponses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">44&nbsp; On peut pas tout avoir&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u2014 M\u00eame en \u00e9chantillons&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u2014 M\u00eame en demandant poliment&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u2014 M\u00eame avec un bon cr\u00e9dit&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">45&nbsp; Dieu est partout&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Oui, mais incognito.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Sa pr\u00e9sence doit-\u00eatre dilu\u00e9e \u00e0 une dose hom\u00e9opathique.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Mais il faut quand m\u00eame laisser un message au r\u00e9pondeur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">46&nbsp; On vous soumet au test de Roschach. Quelle est, spontan\u00e9ment, votre premi\u00e8re r\u00e9action&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Vous regardez les doigts du psychologue pour voir s\u2019ils sont tach\u00e9s d\u2019encre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Vous vous dites que le \u00ab&nbsp;chach&nbsp;\u00bb constitue \u00e0 lui seul une sorte d\u2019image \u00e0 la Roschach. Puis, vous concluez que ce d\u00e9tail ne signifie rien.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Vous vous demandez pourquoi on vous montre ces images obsc\u00e8nes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">47&nbsp; Vous constatez que vous ne comprenez pas toutes les questions&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; C\u2019est normal, c\u2019est un test d\u2019intelligence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Vous vous fiez \u00e0 votre instinct.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u2014 Mais enfin, QUEL complot&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">48&nbsp; Vous \u00eates :<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Un oranger sur le sol irlandais.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Un saule inconsolable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Un sable inconsoluble.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">49&nbsp; Vous avez&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Des ambitions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Des inhibitions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Des compulsions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">50&nbsp; Ce test m\u00e9rite la note suivante&nbsp;:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Si b\u00e9mol.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Fa di\u00e8se.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&nbsp;&nbsp; )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Fad\u00e8se.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" data-src=\"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2022\/04\/DSCF9235aa.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-623 lazyload\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 480px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 480\/480;width:153px;height:auto\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2022\/04\/DSCF9235aa.jpg 480w, https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2022\/04\/DSCF9235aa-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2022\/04\/DSCF9235aa-150x150.jpg 150w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bravo, vous avez termin\u00e9\u00a0!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Comptez vos r\u00e9ponses et passez \u00e0 la section \u00ab&nbsp;Interpr\u00e9tation&nbsp;\u00bb \u00e0 la page suivante.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Qui \u00eates-vous&nbsp;? \u2013 Interpr\u00e9tation du test<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Si vous avez moins de 50 r\u00e9ponses&nbsp;:<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vous avez des moments de distractions pr\u00e9occupants ou bien vous souffrez de trous de m\u00e9moire. Est-ce bien grave&nbsp;? Ce qu\u2019on ignore vaut bien ce qu\u2019on oublie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Si vous avez 50 r\u00e9ponses&nbsp;:<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vous avez suivi les instructions avec exactitude et docilit\u00e9. Ceci d\u00e9note une personnalit\u00e9 conformiste et sans imagination. 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