{"id":1557,"date":"2023-04-12T23:59:00","date_gmt":"2023-04-13T03:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/?p=1557"},"modified":"2023-10-27T18:52:00","modified_gmt":"2023-10-27T22:52:00","slug":"le-babouin-mon-clavier-et-moi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/2023\/04\/12\/le-babouin-mon-clavier-et-moi\/","title":{"rendered":"Le babouin, mon clavier et moi"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-8f761849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"399\" height=\"399\" src=\"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2022\/06\/clavier2.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-860\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2022\/06\/clavier2.jpg 399w, https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2022\/06\/clavier2-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2022\/06\/clavier2-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 399px) 100vw, 399px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>O<\/strong>n a confi\u00e9 \u00e0 un malheureux singe, encha\u00een\u00e9 pour l&rsquo;\u00e9ternit\u00e9 \u00e0 un poste de travail, la t\u00e2che de produire en tapant au hasard sur son clavier l&rsquo;ensemble des \u0153uvres \u00e9crites et \u00e0 \u00e9crire du patrimoine humain. La m\u00e9thode a pour inconv\u00e9nient que le fatras l&#8217;emporte largement sur l&rsquo;utilisable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La masse de phrases insens\u00e9es ou mal balanc\u00e9es tap\u00e9es par le babouin (ou le ouistiti) \u00e9ternel exige d&rsquo;\u00eatre p\u00e9riodiquement vidang\u00e9e. Le trop plein s&rsquo;\u00e9coule par mon clavier via mes doigts chaque fois que j&rsquo;essaie d&rsquo;\u00e9crire quelque chose qui a du sens. (La preuve.)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un singe encha\u00een\u00e9 \u00e0 un poste de travail pour l&rsquo;\u00e9ternit\u00e9 est charg\u00e9 de produire l&rsquo;ensemble des \u0153uvres \u00e9crites et \u00e0 \u00e9crire. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":860,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_crdt_document":"","disable_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[229,107,228,231,230,106,227],"taxon-du-petit-parc":[255],"class_list":{"0":"post-1557","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-propos-en-passant","8":"tag-babouins","9":"tag-chimpanzes","10":"tag-clavier","11":"tag-litterature","12":"tag-ouistitis","13":"tag-shakespeare","14":"tag-singe","15":"taxon-du-petit-parc-au-jour-le-jour","16":"anons"},"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1557"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1557\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1567,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1557\/revisions\/1567"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/860"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1557"},{"taxonomy":"taxon-du-petit-parc","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/henri\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/taxon-du-petit-parc?post=1557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}