{"id":592,"date":"2024-01-19T12:45:31","date_gmt":"2024-01-19T17:45:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/gilbert\/?p=592"},"modified":"2024-01-19T12:45:31","modified_gmt":"2024-01-19T17:45:31","slug":"pauvre-pp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/gilbert\/pauvre-pp\/","title":{"rendered":"Pauvre PP"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pauvre Pierre Poili\u00e8vre pi\u00e8g\u00e9 par son imb\u00e9cilit\u00e9. Une histoire de petit culte qui finit bien &#8212; l&rsquo;histoire-l\u00e0, pas le petit culte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u2019est quand m\u00eame int\u00e9ressant de voir Poili\u00e8vre compter sur l\u2019existence d\u2019une population au Canada qui est tellement accroch\u00e9e au culte Trump, parce que ce que l\u2019on voit aujourd\u2019hui, o\u00f9 on pr\u00e9sente Trump comme la deuxi\u00e8me venue du Saigneur J\u00e9sus seul capable de r\u00e9gler tous les probl\u00e8mes du monde, la r\u00e9incarnation du Messie qui va nous sauver, qu\u2019une cabale d\u2019\u00c9tat emp\u00eache et harasse et qui lui met les b\u00e2tons dans les roues \u00e0 tout bout de champ. \u00c7a, c\u2019est la d\u00e9finition d\u2019un culte, et un culte, \u00e7a donne naissance \u00e0 des petits cultes. Poili\u00e8vre croit-il \u00e0 l\u2019existence d\u2019un petit culte trumpiste au Qu\u00e9bec?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pourquoi ses \u00e2neries au sujet des maires de Montr\u00e9al et de Qu\u00e9bec? A. Croit-il \u00e0 l\u2019existence au sein de la population g\u00e9n\u00e9rale d\u2019une sous-population si accroch\u00e9e aux complots de leur bulle qu\u2019elle existe en dehors des m\u00e9dias traditionnels, et qu\u2019elle est suffisamment nombreuse pour avoir un poids \u00e9lectoral? B. Il ne le savait pas. Admettons que ce soit probable. \u00c7a signifie qu\u2019il est \u00e0 peu pr\u00e8s comme tout le monde au Qu\u00e9bec, qui ne sait pas qu\u2019au Qu\u00e9bec, une bureaucratie de microgestion de palier intervient entre le f\u00e9d\u00e9ral et les municipalit\u00e9s. C. C\u2019est la recette trumpiste. Ce n\u2019est pas tellement d\u2019important ce que tu fais, il faut juste que tu en remettes toujours plus, que tu persistes et signes. Ce n\u2019est pas les \u00e2neries qui manquent chez Poili\u00e8vre, et on fait juste commencer \u00e0 l\u2019entendre \u00e2nonner. Imaginez si Poili\u00e8vre \u00e9tait aussi pr\u00e9sent dans nos vies que l\u2019est Trump. \u00c7a donne des frissons.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00c7a va \u00eatre le fun cette ann\u00e9e. C\u2019est l\u2019ann\u00e9e par excellence de Trump. Le show va durer toute l\u2019ann\u00e9e ! Et puis, 2024, c\u2019est l\u2019ann\u00e9e du Dragon et moi, country gentleman que je suis, je suis un dragon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pauvre Pierre Poili\u00e8vre pi\u00e8g\u00e9 par son imb\u00e9cilit\u00e9. Une histoire de petit culte qui finit bien &#8212; l&rsquo;histoire-l\u00e0, pas le petit culte.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_crdt_document":"","site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"set","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"taxon-du-petit-parc":[56],"class_list":["post-592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-le-moyen-age-electrique","taxon-du-petit-parc-tribune"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/gilbert\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/gilbert\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/gilbert\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/gilbert\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/gilbert\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=592"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/gilbert\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":593,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/gilbert\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions\/593"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/gilbert\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/gilbert\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/gilbert\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=592"},{"taxonomy":"taxon-du-petit-parc","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lepetitparc.ca\/gilbert\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/taxon-du-petit-parc?post=592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}