Vous mangez du riz ? C\u2019est que vous \u00eates oryzivore. Ou peut-\u00eatre est-on apivore, l\u00e9guminivore, nucivore ou vermivore si ce sont les abeilles, les l\u00e9gumes, les noix ou, tel l\u2019oiseau, si ce sont les vers que l\u2019on adore. L\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9, comme l\u2019ar\u00e9nivore pas reptilivore, je d\u00e9core les plages et abhorre le cafard des suspensivores qui pr\u00e9f\u00e8rent la compagnie des calmars \u00e0 celle d\u2019un bon polar. Pour ma part, issu d\u2019une famille de tub\u00e9rivores, je fais l\u2019effort, je veux \u00eatre v\u00e9g\u00e9tivore, mais finalement, \u00e0 peine suis-je carotivore (jamais truffivore, h\u00e9las !) quand la faim me d\u00e9vore. N\u00e9 carnivore devenu papivore, plut\u00f4t cin\u00e9vore que t\u00e9l\u00e9vore, pauvre fumivore jamais budg\u00e9tivore, je p\u00e9rore les aurores d\u2019un gars du Nord.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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